Re: Reasons why students fail

Another mail in the box! How quaint.

It's not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
That would make those three hundred and thirteen days workdays. There is a very good reason to why they are called workdays. So maybe if you did not waste part of your life making this up, you could have gotten either some rest, some work done or partially atone for any one of your sins by praying to me.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

I feel sympathy on this statement but regardless, I do not stop raping you just because it is summer. How does fifty un-loved days sound to you? Because they sound mighty fine to me.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.
I do doubt that the eight hours excludes the two daily hours of sleeping around and about. Or maybe with yourself, little narcist.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
For every hour you play, you need two hours to reconnect half the amount of neurons in your brain which you have just disconnected. Wow, I got myself there. I did not think that you would ever have that many neurons to connect or disconnect before you break down and stop working.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.
An approximation of twenty hours is needed before what you put into your mouth is being tossed out from your ass. So maybe if you did not eat that much, your ass would stop being such an ass and stink so much.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.
Definition of talking : To articulate words. Two options, you have either rendered your intelligience to that of below an average person's or speak of matters equivalent to your intellectual level hence causing you to fail. An average person has a IQ of 100 at the present moment.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
You have atleast thirty five days a year to study. That is not very difficult is it? Approximately one tenth of the year is dedicated to your academic and intellectual growth and you are still whining? Perhaps what you need is nothing more than additional exam days. Half the year maybe?

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.
A quarter, a half and even more! Wow, now you are left with 40IQ! Use them sparringly. Never know when you might be needing them. Or maybe you never knew to begin with.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

One more down is one less to do. Go on. I doubt the doctor misses you enough. Once a year is more than sufficient.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
Twelve movies a year and going to church does not constitute to attending a function.
Neither does going to the theatre with some people whom you call friends constitute to attending a function.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!
You are just one little crumbly clay person amongst over six billion. Your birthday is as significant as your existance in the world. That makes you negligible, like your intelligience.
Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'
Wow. Is that the level of your intelligience? This is a hard question. Indeed. What would you like to pass first? A truck about to hit you down or the spit which the kid behind you keeps throwing? Did you mean your exams? I am sorry. I thought you were a little more materialistic, ignorant and well, special. Maybe you could try studying rather than writing or even reading this now.